I cannot stop laughing at this. Never a dull moment with this man! I tried to post this to Facebook so all our friends could see just how crazy the man can be, but NO!! He won't let me do that. I have the text saved to my phone just so I can pull it up when I need a good laugh. Too funny! If you happen to see Kevin PLEASE DO NOT tell him you read this text. Let's keep make this our little secret. Thanks!